In an industry first, second and third, The Voice Company, a smallish advertising and content agency has just announced that it has turned unicorn. How this happened, or what exactly led to this is yet not known, and the details are hazy.
The announcement was made on their own blog which enjoys a wide readership of 3 earthlings, one of which is a cat.
Post the announcement, if reports are to be believed (which they must), there was heard to be furore amongst the unicorns of the world, and the angst was evident. Robinson, self appointed Head Unicorn, went as far as to throw off his antlers in a gruffle (if gruffle is a word), shook his big head and was heard to say ‘Everyone’s turning into a unicorn nowadays. Where does it end? Where does it end?’
Post this, Robinson jumped over a rainbow, not to be seen again.
Another person who’s not impressed with this unicorn turning business, is the mother of the founder of The Voice Company. Says she in a press statement that cannot be traced, ‘I have given up hope. Every few days, he turns into something I cannot recognize. Today it’s a unicorn, tomorrow who knows? If only he believed in God.’
The founder could not be reached for a comment, as he was writing a stupid blog.
In what has sent the advertising fraternity scurrying to their therapists, employees have opened mailboxes today to find an astonishing number of unread emails.
In what has sent shockwaves throughout the world, reports have emerged in the dark web that that the white bearded, body positive man, better known as Santa, has disappeared.
What started out as an innocent purchase has now snowballed into a violent standoff between the long-standing resident chair, and the newly appointed sofa.
The Voice Company turns Unicorn. Other unicorns not impressed.
In an industry first, second and third, The Voice Company, a smallish advertising and content agency has just announced that it has turned unicorn. How this happened, or what exactly led to this is yet not known, and the details are hazy.
The announcement was made on their own blog which enjoys a wide readership of 3 earthlings, one of which is a cat.
Post the announcement, if reports are to be believed (which they must), there was heard to be furore amongst the unicorns of the world, and the angst was evident. Robinson, self appointed Head Unicorn, went as far as to throw off his antlers in a gruffle (if gruffle is a word), shook his big head and was heard to say ‘Everyone’s turning into a unicorn nowadays. Where does it end? Where does it end?’
Post this, Robinson jumped over a rainbow, not to be seen again.
Another person who’s not impressed with this unicorn turning business, is the mother of the founder of The Voice Company. Says she in a press statement that cannot be traced, ‘I have given up hope. Every few days, he turns into something I cannot recognize. Today it’s a unicorn, tomorrow who knows? If only he believed in God.’
The founder could not be reached for a comment, as he was writing a stupid blog.
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