What started out as an innocent purchase has now snowballed into a violent standoff between the long-standing resident chair, and the newly appointed sofa.
In what has sent the advertising fraternity scurrying to their therapists, employees have opened mailboxes today to find an astonishing number of unread emails.
In what has sent shockwaves throughout the world, reports have emerged in the dark web that that the white bearded, body positive man, better known as Santa, has disappeared.