What started out as an innocent purchase has now snowballed into a violent standoff between the long-standing resident chair, and the newly appointed sofa.
From what we’re hearing, there’s trouble brewing at The Voice Company, a self declared boutique creative agency that’s run by robots, unicorns, robotic unicorns and one rebel pencil that didn’t want a traditional job in accounting.
The founder (and also co-incidentally, the intern) who shall not be named because the name is alarmingly long, said, ‘I had no idea that a sofa could cause so much of trouble. The only reason I got one was so clients would have a place to sit.’
He recalls this one time a client sat on his head, which was both uncomfortable for him, and the client.
With the sofa coming in, the resident chair, (which happens to be swivel with lumbar back support) feels a certain bit threatened. ‘I see absolutely no reason why the sofa had to be brought in. It’s not that there are hundreds of clients walking in every day. What was wrong with a bean bag? Or a stool?’, it says as eloquently as a chair can manage.
Not moved by the chair’s rhetoric, the sofa has stood firm on the ground, looking stoic, and if reports are to be believed, a little pale. We’re hearing rumours that the sofa has called for an emergency zoom conference with the Ottoman and the Lamp, in the hope that forces could be joined against the Chair.
Meanwhile, Creepy Cat, who’s part waiter, part karaoke singer, part whistle-blower has maintained silence on this issue, taking breaks to only lick its ass when nobody’s watching.
We shall continue to report this story as it progresses.
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Mutiny at The Voice Company
What started out as an innocent purchase has now snowballed into a violent standoff between the long-standing resident chair, and the newly appointed sofa.
From what we’re hearing, there’s trouble brewing at The Voice Company, a self declared boutique creative agency that’s run by robots, unicorns, robotic unicorns and one rebel pencil that didn’t want a traditional job in accounting.
The founder (and also co-incidentally, the intern) who shall not be named because the name is alarmingly long, said, ‘I had no idea that a sofa could cause so much of trouble. The only reason I got one was so clients would have a place to sit.’
He recalls this one time a client sat on his head, which was both uncomfortable for him, and the client.
With the sofa coming in, the resident chair, (which happens to be swivel with lumbar back support) feels a certain bit threatened. ‘I see absolutely no reason why the sofa had to be brought in. It’s not that there are hundreds of clients walking in every day. What was wrong with a bean bag? Or a stool?’, it says as eloquently as a chair can manage.
Not moved by the chair’s rhetoric, the sofa has stood firm on the ground, looking stoic, and if reports are to be believed, a little pale. We’re hearing rumours that the sofa has called for an emergency zoom conference with the Ottoman and the Lamp, in the hope that forces could be joined against the Chair.
Meanwhile, Creepy Cat, who’s part waiter, part karaoke singer, part whistle-blower has maintained silence on this issue, taking breaks to only lick its ass when nobody’s watching.
We shall continue to report this story as it progresses.
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