In what has sent the advertising fraternity scurrying to their therapists, employees have opened mailboxes today to find an astonishing number of unread emails.
If reports are to be believed, it appears that most clients haven’t really grasped the concept of ‘on a break’. Revered (and coincidentally also Reverend) psychologist Father Feegr says, ‘the reports are untrue, it wasn’t me. There’s simply no evidence.’
When he was reminded that this was another story altogether, and not the one where there were allegations against him for defiling a church candle, he composed himself and said again, ‘I think clients think that the Christmas break is a very Western concept, and hence, must not be adopted by India. Also, advertising agencies are never allowed to shut, because what happens when there’s an urgent need of a social media post?’
Karan Amin, founder of 010, says that his agency has Mondays off, because that day is for learning. He goes on to say that there should be a mechanism where emails sent between 26 Dec to 2 Jan should just bounce back. He then goes on to make a reel about it.
Meanwhile, employees across the globe have resorted to various means to deal with the onslaught of unread emails. Some have decided to delete all. While others are painstakingly going through every single one, and writing back diligently, while a few others have outright put in their resignation papers, saying they’ll just move to Goa and do something there.
When prodded with the question ‘what’, there was a pregnant pause, followed by a screaming silence.
Unread emails and work aside, the journalists at The Voice Company, a strange new agency that seems to be doing even stranger things, wish you and your loved ones a terrific (okay fine, tolerable) 2022.
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Happy new emails
In what has sent the advertising fraternity scurrying to their therapists, employees have opened mailboxes today to find an astonishing number of unread emails.
If reports are to be believed, it appears that most clients haven’t really grasped the concept of ‘on a break’. Revered (and coincidentally also Reverend) psychologist Father Feegr says, ‘the reports are untrue, it wasn’t me. There’s simply no evidence.’
When he was reminded that this was another story altogether, and not the one where there were allegations against him for defiling a church candle, he composed himself and said again, ‘I think clients think that the Christmas break is a very Western concept, and hence, must not be adopted by India. Also, advertising agencies are never allowed to shut, because what happens when there’s an urgent need of a social media post?’
Karan Amin, founder of 010, says that his agency has Mondays off, because that day is for learning. He goes on to say that there should be a mechanism where emails sent between 26 Dec to 2 Jan should just bounce back. He then goes on to make a reel about it.
Meanwhile, employees across the globe have resorted to various means to deal with the onslaught of unread emails. Some have decided to delete all. While others are painstakingly going through every single one, and writing back diligently, while a few others have outright put in their resignation papers, saying they’ll just move to Goa and do something there.
When prodded with the question ‘what’, there was a pregnant pause, followed by a screaming silence.
Unread emails and work aside, the journalists at The Voice Company, a strange new agency that seems to be doing even stranger things, wish you and your loved ones a terrific (okay fine, tolerable) 2022.
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